Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
omg I am gonna cry
if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around
my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
She finally got her pizza.
she looks so satisfied